Hi friends,

Top Ten Tuesday was created by The Broke and the Bookish in June of 2010 and was moved to That Artsy Reader Girl in January 2018. It was born of a love of lists, a love of books, and a desire to bring bookish friends together.  

Today’s theme is books that made me laugh!

The choices here go from romcom to books with sassy characters, master at sarcasm because I love nothing more than a good banter!

“Why are you looking at me like that?” he inquired.

“You used a demonic incantation to pack my stockings!”

He raised an eyebrow. “You’re right, that doesn’t sound like something a proper evil sorcerer would do. Next time, I won’t fold them.”
― Margaret Rogerson, Sorcery of Thorns

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.“She was wearing her glasses now, at least, along with an enormous pink dressing gown and a pair of equally enormous bunny-ear slippers. The slippers surprised him until he remembered that Chloe used cuteness to disguise her inner evil. Sort of like Professor Umbridge.”
― Talia Hibbert, Take a Hint, Dani Brown

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“She realized how deep in the fertilizer she actually was.”

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“It was like someone had just pulled an unexpectedly erotic move on me. I’d never had a food orgasm before, but standing in the galley that night, with moonbeams streaming through the window, my taste buds quivered in a state of heightened arousal. A few more bites and I slammed both palms on the counter while my mouth silently screamed, Yes. Yesss. YESSS.”

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.“Every body is different, but none of them are wrong.”
― Rosie Danan, The Roommate

“Entertainment?” He punctuated the word with a bitter laugh. “So, what, am I just supposed to pull an extra bard out of my ass now?”

“Not a bad idea,” I shot back. “Maybe it would dislodge the stick that’s up there.” Oh, crap. I hadn’t meant to say that.”
― Jen DeLuca, Well Met

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”After just grabbing my banana and flicking my tongue across it, I can see the aPEEL. God, I’m so funny. After my blowjob crash course, I feel like I can tackle the world, one penis at a time…hopefully.”

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.Oooh. Well that’s a landmark moment for you right there. Your first d!ck pic!”

“My first what?”

She makes a face. “Wow this is worse than telling my daughter where babies come from” (…) I tilt my head. “Gosh” I say.

“Looking pretty spritely for a man of eighty.”(…)

“Does that ever work?” “Maybe it’s like flashers in the park, it’s not whether you like it-they just like showing their todgers.”

 

“My nipples are just being rebels. I’ll have a talk with them later.”
― Jewel E. Ann, Naked Love

 

“Your emus have over five hundred thousand followers? Is that for real?” “Real.” I shrug. “What can I say? People like animals better than humans. I know I do.”
― Jewel E. Ann, Perfectly Adequate

 

Have you read any of these?

Thanks for reading!

 

Sophie

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